Ding Dong the witch is dead

Yes, I'm probably a horrible person, but I don't care.

Jerry Falwell is dead.

Here are some heartwarming, oh-so-Christian quotes from the late Reverend:

• "AIDS is God's punishment to gays."
  
• "Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
  
• "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."
  
• "The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."

and the classic

• "(9/11 is the result of) throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

Did I mention the one about AIDS being God's punishment for homosexuals?

Yeah. Death couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshole.