Again with the random thoughts posting...

• It smells like pee in the office today, and I'm quite sure I did not soil myself. I wonder who did?
  
• I hate it when people who will answer an email from you in a split second won't take the time to answer their fucking phone when you call them. You know their asses are there -- so pick up the goddamn phone and talk to me. Some things are just easier to explain on the phone. I love me some email -- but c'mon. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
  
• I like the groove I've gotten into at work.
  
• I really have a huge crush on Milo Ventimiglia -- and it's kinda weird, because he's really not a "type" I usually like. But I heart him.
  
• I'm very anxious for the Lost season finale. People have been vocal about the show supposedly losing its focus, yadda yadda ... but I still enjoy it every week. I just hope my future husband's character doesn't die. Matthew Fox -- you just don't know yet that you love me with all your heart.
  
• I made Tinky-Winky my desktop image at work and I smile every time I look at it. :-)
  
• Dad might have to have an angioplasty. He'll find out more Thursday. Send good thoughts. The last thing my folks need is more health drama.
  
• It really smells like pee in here!

Ding Dong the witch is dead

Yes, I'm probably a horrible person, but I don't care.

Jerry Falwell is dead.

Here are some heartwarming, oh-so-Christian quotes from the late Reverend:

• "AIDS is God's punishment to gays."
  
• "Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
  
• "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."
  
• "The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."

and the classic

• "(9/11 is the result of) throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

Did I mention the one about AIDS being God's punishment for homosexuals?

Yeah. Death couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshole.